DEMOCRATS  3:37 pm January 11, 2008

Crazy Vampire Lady Endorses Hillary Clinton

by Ken Layne

Beloved vampire writer Anne Rice has a very gloomy message for all you goths: Hillary Clinton will be your Queen of the Damned, and also the Lady President. Anne Rice is ecstatic, as you can tell from this video endorsement from the Haunted Mansion:

We are now anxiously, fearfully awaiting endorsement announcements from Count Chocula and Blackula.

Undead: Anne Rice Endorses Hillary [Political Machine]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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