George W. Bush Also Solves the Holocaust

JERUSALEM (AP) -- President Bush had tears in his eyes during an hour-long tour of Israel's Holocaust memorial Friday and told Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice that the U.S. should have bombed Auschwitz to halt the killing, the memorial's chairman said.

Umm, Mr. President? Wouldn't that have a detrimental effect on, uh, all the Jewish prisoners inside? 

 Bush: US should have bombed Auschwitz [AP]