But John Edwards Was a Lawyer

John Edwards' use of "mill" is reaching "9/11"-levels of shamelessness in the face of losing. Exhibit A: His new South Carolina ad, which is called... "Mill"! Guess why he's running for president, according to this ad? Because his father worked in a mill! Rudy and Johnny should run on a ticket and combine their messages into a behemoth of self-pity: "A Vote for the 9/11 Mill is a Vote Against Hijacked Lower-Middle Class Terrorism." [ YouTube ]