Wonkette

* Reliable Source: Oprah filmed a segment at the Lincoln Memorial…Shaq might get that winery after all. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Vermin Supreme is still running for president…Hillary Clinton has got a pseudo-grandkid…Presidential candidates spend big bucks on homes…Karl Rove admits defeat. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Fred Thompson is running on fumes. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Barack Obama was a “naughty” 9-year-old, getting into trouble for chasing girls. [WP]
* Page Six: Blind item: which political candidate is stressing his mistress out? [NYP]