Wonkette

Oh ho ho, that dreadful John Kerry is up to that usual sneaky trickster magic of his! In his official e-mail announcing that endorsement of Obama, he decides to let everyone know first and foremost that he’s up for re-election this year. See? Old Guy 1 endorses New Guy 2 AND Old Guy 1 (himself) in same e-mail. How did he ever lose to Bush with such subliminal brilliance? Maybe he wasn’t an exciting speaker or something.