Scaredy Cats at Fox News Appease Paul
Stab me stab me stab me, there's another Fox News debate tonight -- this time in fertile Myrtle Beach, SC. And after suffering hilarious Paultard riots, chases and pickup fights, Fox has invited Dr. Pres. Rep. Ron Paul to participate this time, along with those five other pricks. Paul has accepted the invitation and will appear as soon as he gets affairs in order at his plantation down the street. [ Myrtle Beach Sun News ]