The Day the Music Died

On this solemn of most solemn days, one can only marvel at the change in the world today. Did the sun not shine as brightly yesterday? Is not a warm January day lovely? And, yet, somehow everything in the world felt off this morning. Flat. Wrong, even. Oh, it wasn't Hillary's upset in New Hampshire, or Ron Paul's devastating eleventieth-hundred place finish. No, it turns out that Mike Huckabee supporters have murdered music (and maybe decency and good sense). Don't believe me? I dare you to follow me into the abyss.

Tell me I was wrong.