Barack Obama Has Sissypants Secret Service Protection


Have you guys ever heard of a bigger loser than Barack Hussein Obama?? Here’s a clip of his inspiring Hopespeak from last night. Although it’s mostly Liz trying to freak out a Secret Service guy. He totally flinches first! Haha, good luck not getting assassinated, Barry, with this wuss defending you.

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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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