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Liveblogging Hillary’s Incredible Victory Speech From N.H.

11:07 PM — Uh oh, Hillary has “come here tonight with a very full heart.”
11:08 PM — “I found my own voice.” Well, at 60 years old you finally decided on a persona? High five, fraudbot.
11:08 PM — We are kind of scared to type too much mean stuff about her, because you know she’s going to use those Halliburton Concentration Camps.11:09 PM — Listen to the applause from the young people who “can’t afford to go to college and pursue their dreams.”
11:10 PM — Oil companies, drug companies, insurance companies … you could just say, “My major donors.”
11:14 PM — I just took a Vicodin.
11:16 PM — New Persona Softer Voice is breaking down, and she’s barking again.
11:18 PM — Sad Moe Tkacik, our Obama-loving comrade over at Jezebel, writes sadly: “I AM SAD.”
11:18 PM — I write back: “Hi moe why are you sad, because yr invisible black boyfriend lost?”


11:25 PM on Tue January 8 2008
By Ken Layne
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