Liveblogging Hillary's Incredible Victory Speech From N.H.
11: 07 PM -- Uh oh, Hillary has "come here tonight with a very full heart."
11: 08 PM -- "I found my own voice." Well, at 60 years old you finally decided on a persona? High five, fraudbot.
11: 08 PM -- We are kind of scared to type too much mean stuff about her, because you know she's going to use those Halliburton Concentration Camps.
11: 09 PM -- Listen to the applause from the young people who "can't afford to go to college and pursue their dreams."
11: 10 PM -- Oil companies, drug companies, insurance companies ... you could just say, "My major donors."
11: 14 PM -- I just took a Vicodin.
11: 16 PM -- New Persona Softer Voice is breaking down, and she's barking again.
11: 18 PM -- Sad Moe Tkacik, our Obama-loving comrade over at Jezebel, writes sadly: "I AM SAD."
11: 18 PM -- I write back: "Hi moe why are you sad, because yr invisible black boyfriend lost?"