N.H. Picks HILLARY, Because OBAMA Is A Loser!

MSNBC has just called it for THE GREAT HILLARY CLINTON who has 39% over THE HOWARD DEAN GUY'S 36%. That's with 66% reporting.CNN refuses to project it, at this very moment, butCNN and the Associated Press say, officially, Yay Hill! Some college towns haven't sent in their ballots yet, because they're all high. UPDATE AGAIN: Obama concedes New Hampshire. He is going to feel D-U-M-B if he ends up winning.

Truly, this is America's greatest moment. This means that a) Obama's fans will be kind of sad for a while, and b) Bill Clinton is at Skull & Bones sacrificing one of John Edwards' poor mill-workers' babies to Satan. Everybody is truly a winner tonight, except for Mike Gravel.