McCain is giving a speech! Let’s talk about it. He is going to give us a thousand-year war in Iraq. He is a lunatic. “We had just one strategy, to you what I believe.” The funny thing is he believes absolutely nothing. Nothing! A mailbox believes more things.
9:11 PM — He thanks his wife Cindy for not eating all the Percocet.
9:14 PM — “Another better world than the one we inherited.” So he’s going to start a combination of Vietnam and World War II.
9:15 PM — Hey, campaign finance! That was great.
9:16 PM — None of the DC politicians help anybody in America, except for John McCain, who has been in office for thirty years. THIRTY YEARS.
9:17 PM — Ha ha, he actually didn’t laugh when he claimed to go to Washington to “serve my own interests.”
9:18 PM — “They don’t send us to Washington to do their job, but to do ours.” WTF?
9:20 PM — Terrible sacrifices, war all the time, “promise of a better future” after the thousand-year war, etc.
9:21 PM — Uh, the “enemy” that “despises” the McCain Campaign consists of sane Americans who need to get McCain put in the New Hampshire Asylum for Crazy Old War Veterans, now.
9:22 PM — Now he is congratulating everybody, especially all the GOP candidates he just beat here in New Hampshire, which is the one place where he wins the Big Exciting Primary.
9:23 PM — Ha ha, he is doing the whole routine now: Telling lies about the “great cause” of his life (it’s to be in power and start wars, not to “serve my country”) and making half-ass self-deprecating remarks about he’s such a lovable rogue just like a 300-year-old version of Tom Cruise in
“Rainman” “Top Gun.”
9:24 PM — Ha ha, “So help me God.” God is going to strike McCain down for that incredible string of total lies he just used to conclude his victory speech.
9:25 PM — Bye, Johnny Too Bad.