BREAKING: RON PAUL COULD BEAT RUDY 9IU11ANI

The great GOP battle known as “Nut vs. Nut” may finally resolve with the more-famous nut (serial adulterer/abortionist Rudy Giuliani) losing to the renegade Texas nut, Dr. Ron Paul.

At the moment, Rudy’s got 9% and Paul’s right on his terror-loving ass with 8% — that’s with 14% of the precincts reporting. Let’s look back in anger at Rudy and Ron’s greatest moment during one of the 1,700 Republican debates last year:

Related

Related video

About the author

A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

View all articles by Ken Layne

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.