Wonkette

OK citizen journalists (cough cough), Hillary vs. Barry Hussein remains TOO CLOSE TO CALL (40%-35%) and John McCain beat everybody with his big walnut-sized sack of 38% — and he especially beat Handsome Mitt Romney. This is with 19% reporting for the Dems, and 18% for the GOP. Go nuts, people, but don’t get hurt. Ron Paul can still win this!