I Double Dog Dare You

Chris, I have just watched the video of you pinching Hillary Clinton's cheek. I'm so sure that this was entirely not a sexist way to assert dominance over a powerful woman that I double dog dare you to pinch the cheek of every candidate you talk to from now on (and Dennis Kucinich doesn't count). Otherwise, I will be forced to think that you believe we're all totally "cute," like babies and kitties and puppies are, and that you believe we're likely to be equally effective in positions of power. Name your price.