George Allen Denies Us The Chance To Laugh Again

 
 He was our greatest governor (of Virginia) and our greatest American senator. He loved the Confederate Flag, holding footballs, and terrorizing the Negroes. Also, he was photographed astride a horse, so he was obviously the new Ronald Reagan and was supposed to have an easy ride to the White House this year. But this legacy of greatness was destroyed by idiot liberals who had to make a big deal of his casual racism. 

And now George Allen is refusing to run for governor again next year. Thanks a lot, jerk. What are we supposed to write about in '09 now ?

 Allen Won't Run For Va. Governor [Washington Post]