Big Afterparty at Rudy's; No Brown People Allowed

Word around the campus of St. Anslem's Preparatory Training Schoolshire is that the big Manchester afterparty will be thrown by... Rudy 9iu11ani?? At least that's what the Journalistic Reporters have been saying -- they won't say much else, because there's some weird fear that Wonkette commenters would... make fun of them? Strange.
I may or may not liveblog this first of two debates, because Fox News has its OWN WING here, and it seems Bill O'Reilly is in a pleasantly irritable mood. I'ma go check that out. But please feel free to screw around in the open comment thread coming next.