Wonkette

* Reliable Source: Tim Kaine gets his alliances straight…Creepy Mount Vernon basement is now open to the public. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Mitt Romney supporters want their money back…Iowa beer drinkers want to share some suds with Bill Richardson…Joshua Bolten’s got the toughest tree in D.C….Barack Obama is afraid that Scarlett Johansson is going to steal his thunder…Karl Rove is far too “fabulous.” [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Shenanigans does blind items…I’m sure there’s a Chuck Norris fact somewhere in there. [Politico]
* Fishbowl DC: Huckabee can be spelled whatever way you please…Dana Bash and John King are engaged. [Media Bistro]