Right now, in school cafeterias across the Great State of Iowa, the people are STANDING BY SIGNS WITH CANDIDATE NAMES! This is what we’ve been waiting for, forever!
Whether you’re actually in a cafeteria, perhaps enjoying some pie, or watching excruciating live video feeds of people standing in a cafeteria, counting things, here at Wonkette we feel your shame.
The first “entrance polls” are in, and guess what? Old women are the majority of the Democratic caucus people. And Mexican-hating Jesus Freaks make up many of the Republicans caucusing tonight. Amazing!