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Kucinich was kept off the Texas primary ballot because he refused to promise to vote for the eventual Democratic candidate (perhaps in deference his his BFF). Kucinich actually crossed out the oath, so the Texas Dems called his application “defective” and want to run their primary without him. He filed a lawsuit today to make them keep his name on the ballot, but it doesn’t sound like it has a chance in hell. Boy, boys, boys. It’s just a little extra ink, why are you so worried? Besides, he travels with Elizabeth. Why wouldn’t you want him to come to Texas? [El Paso Times]