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Iran’s leader - their actual leader, not just the clown they march out every now and then to make our retarded President go berserk - said that his country might restore relations with the US someday. In fact, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei loves America. Just not this America!

“Establishing this relationship now [would be] harmful for us and naturally we shouldn’t follow it. Certainly, the day when having relations with America is useful for the nation I will be the first one to approve this relationship.”

Sounds like maybe someone’s been taking an online course in international relations! [Khaleej Times]