Wonkette

Mittens is already campaigning against Hillary Clinton, it seems, by doing the most predictably Mittens thing imaginable: awkwardly bringing up that time Bill cigar-fucked an intern. Ugggggghhhh. It’s getting dangerously close to these election deals kicking off, so I plead the shitheads in Iowa: Do anything you can to make sure it isn’t Mittens vs. Hillary! Or any of the others! Figure some new shit out, then vote for that! [AP]