If Mike’s courtship of Iowans is nearly as effective as his courtship of Chuck Norris obviously was, Romney’s got a touch fight ahead of himself. When even the hyper-masculine Chuck can’t resist Mike’s limpid brown eyes, his soft jowls and his dreamy little smiles, how will those Iowa voters escape his clutches?
April 18, 2014
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