Sudden Jihad! Oh My God!

• "Days of Rage" sounds like it would have been a sweet Patrick Swayze movie. [ New York Times ]

• Democrats promise change and Republicans promise an end to Mexicans. [ Washington Post , Washington Post ]

• Listen, the Iraqis are pretty sharp people, we're sure they'll be able to figure out how to fight and whatever without us. [ New York Times ]

• Sudden Jihad Syndrome is a thing that some people want us to think is real. [ Washington Times ]

• Conservative courts? Bush Legacy? You don't say. [ Los Angeles Times ]

• One thing we can say about Obama is that he's a real class act. [ Politico ]

• Huck sets money on fire because he don't give a fuck. [ Wonkette ]