Wonkette

You may remember from a couple months ago the BUTTER COW, that False Idol of Iowa. Butter Cow, a creation of Iowa farmer Duffy Lyon, possesses mystical kingmaking powers and rains fury on ungrateful, weak farmers. Butter Cow endorsed Barack Obama this fall and now has deified him: enter Butter Obama, Lyon’s latest butter sculpture. Butter Cow and Butter Obama have forged a hellish combination of rural idolatory, so we might as well just cancel the caucuses now. [The Caucus]