Pizza Hut Ad Smears Dennis Kucinich


A new smartass Pizza Hut ad splices together various presidential candidates’ soundbites to make it sound like lower pizza prices are a pressing issue. Cute. But then it shows Dennis Kucinich mentioning “UFOs”, followed by a cutaway voiceover saying “CONFUSED?” That’s fucking unfair. That fattie Bill Richardson is clearly behind this, what with the tight race for sixth place heading into the home stretch.

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