It’s one of those massive political assassination world story sadness unrest political crisis nuclear death sad sad times, so, two things: (1) condolences to the Bhutto and (2) CNN.com is sooooo funny in times like these! Crisis logo with morose black-and-white gravity and tender fonts? Check. Obvious article about how world leaders are “shocked” at this mindfuck of a story? Check. Articles about how CNN knew this would happen all along, how you can send send your thoughts to CNN then watch them proceed to not give a shit, and how Time — a publication under the same ownership as CNN — has made a definitive statement for the record that will go down in history? Check, check, check. And then of course, other pressing headlines about girls getting attacked by dogs/tigers/screwdrivers, as opposed to assassins. [CNN]
Read More:
- Edwards Thinks He's Really Cool Because He Talked to Musharraf Today
- Bill Richardson Thinks Pakistan Should Completely Recreate Itself, Like, Now
- Yeah She Died, But What Does This Mean for Republicans in Iowa?
- CNN Will Grind A Debate Out Of Anything, Baby, ANYTHING
- When CNN.com Creative Segue Attempts Attack, Part 5,000,000
Comments on this entry are closed.