• May 25, 2012

Ron Paul a Massive Jesuser

by Jim Newell  10:44 am December 26, 2007

eff the slavesSince his dipshit performance on Sunday’s Meet the Press, former decent human being Ron Paul’s own Paultardation has been soaring to new vistas. He’s also, however, a well-known Jesuser — so Jesusery, in fact, that he doesn’t believe in evolution! Like teh Huckbeez! Can these people even breathe with all that batshit in their mouths?

In a YouTube video from last week, Paul takes a breather from the usual “BWAH bwah NAFTA highway taxes INFLATION TAXES bwah BWAH” to discuss his ardent support for the Crazy (via Carpetbagger):

Audience member: I saw you in one of the earlier debates, all of the candidates were asked if they believe the theory of evolution to be true and they had a show of hands, but I didn’t see which way you voted, and I was wondering if you believe it to be true, and should it be taught in our schools.

Paul: First, I thought it was a very inappropriate question, you know, for the presidency to be decided on a scientific matter. And I, um, I think it’s a theory, theory of evolution, and I don’t accept it, you know, as a theory…. I just don’t think we’re at a point where anybody has absolute proof, on either side.

Ron Paul, of course, is a semi-retired OB-GYN, so I asked colleague Megan Carpentier how this general hatred of science struck her:

Megan: just the kind of doc i want peering at my lady bits
Jim: omg imagine if ron paul was your gynecologist
Megan: NO! I WILL NOT IMAGINE THAT!
Jim: IMAGINE I SAYS
Megan: i wish to want to have sex again!
Megan: [whimpers}
Jim: RON PAUL STARES AT LADY VAGINAS
Megan: [crosses legs]
Megan: i do not wish to imagine ron paul’s hands or face anywhere near my catbag
Megan: [begins to cry quietly]
Jim: it’s kind of like imagining cynthia mckinnon as my urologist
Megan: mckinney
Megan: but, yes
Jim: whatever
Jim: crazy bitch
Megan: her finger up your bum
Megan: turn your head and cough
Jim: then she SLAPS your balls

So hopefully that was enlightening. GO RON PAUL 2008!!!!!

Yet another GOP candidate rejects modern biology [Carpetbagger Report]

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