Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: A “Lott-a love” at Trent’s farewell…Rep. Gene Taylor: King of Shrimp…They let Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee wear her hat at Christmas time…Charlie Wilson talks malfunctioning organs. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Morgan Freeman learns about food banks fast…Christopher Hitchens plays Santa, albeit a cynical one…Bill Clinton is happy to help. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Shop for a cause…Kevin Bacon using his networking skills for John Edwards. [Examiner]
* The Sleuth: Al Gore makes the truth convenient through e-mail. [WP]
* Page Six: Hillary’s camp says Mark Penn not to blame for low numbers. [NYP]