Super Mini Homo Geniuses
How do you become a nominee if you don't actually compete in any primaries? Giuliani must be reading the Alan Keyes Guide to Winning Elections. [ Wizbang Politics ]
Democrats didn't fund a border fence, but they did send Tom Tancredo a hammer and a bunch of nails. [ Think Progress ]
Wait, do you're saying that teh gays don't fuck dead children? [ Election Central ]
Have $34m dollars to spend and penchant for gang rape? This yacht's for you! [ Fresh Intelligence ]
Gay conspiracy toddlers who are apparently in fifth grade. [ WorldNet Daily ]
Both Republicans and Democrats in Iowa understand that the caucuses are the only things that matter about their state. [ Swamp Politics ]