Wonkette

Congressman Pete Visclosky was mugged outside a supermarket in Merrillville, Indiana last Friday. The robber got $10 in cash and a bunch of now-canceled credit cards. It’s good to know that Congress members are just like us - if I were mugged right now, the robber would get $20.05, two maxed out credit cards, and a bunch of postcard stamps. [IndyStar.com]