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HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary Locks Up Major Iowa Endorsement, Stops Dying

hillarysnow.jpgThe big news on the Internets this morning: The REQ-edited Des Moines Register issued its coveted endorsements last night, and it’s Clinton for the Demrats and McCain for the Republicans. REQ — real name Carolyn Washburn, which, if you google, will take you to various hate websites — was clearly impressed with the rapidly sinking quality of Hillary’s campaign and the non-existence of McCain’s in Iowa.It’s also a big day for McCain in New Hampshire, where — dare we say — he has a chance: The Boston Globe endorsed him for the Republicans and Obama for the other people. Barack celebrated by shooting heroin between his toes and being a bad father.

Endorsements [Des Moines Register]
Endorsements [Boston Globe]


12:58 PM on Sun December 16 2007
By Jim Newell
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