Wonkette

Recently I had the pleasure of blocking Henry Kissinger’s access to the cheese plate at a party. I figured if he needed cheese that bad, he’d just arrange for the bombing of some cheese-producing country and hoard the dairy products as needed.But if I’d know that Nixon aide John Ehrlichman, who died in 1999, was convinced Kissinger was Deep Throat, I would have chewed Kissinger’s cheese for him and thrown it up in his mouth like a momma bird. It’s the least I could have done for the nation’s best-kept-secret source. —C.S.
Revealed: John Ehrlichman Believed Henry Kissinger was Deep Throat [E&P]