Don’t Shoot Obama! By John Clarke Jr. - December 11, 2007 - 11:42am 0 SHARE Facebook Twitter Add to Flipboard Magazine. Obama is sexy and powerful, please don’t shoot him. Fred Thompspon’s mug? Hot mess. Hillary… she’s been busted for years now (get some rest, lose the Trump comb over). Tionna Tee Smalls splains it all. Give Us Money: $ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Sorry, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Doesn’t Celebrate Pilgrims’ Triumph Over Socialism A Nation Of Finks: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2017 Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal You Can, Until You Run Out Of Stuff Previous articleThe NYT Has Got It All Fingered OutNext articleSo, um, Hi!