Don’t Shoot Obama! By John Clarke Jr. - December 11, 2007 - 11:42am 0 SHARE Facebook Twitter Add to Flipboard Magazine. Obama is sexy and powerful, please don’t shoot him. Fred Thompspon’s mug? Hot mess. Hillary… she’s been busted for years now (get some rest, lose the Trump comb over). Tionna Tee Smalls splains it all. Give Us Money: $ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Nation’s Old Dads Furious ‘Little Punk’ Jared Kushner Asked Russians For Secret Spy Phone To Moscow Elijah Cummings Had Heart Surgery Today So We Made Him This Blingee Jared Kushner: Smarmy Shark, Or Shithead With A Shiv? SPOILER IT IS BOTH Previous articleThe NYT Has Got It All Fingered OutNext articleSo, um, Hi!