William Hoover might’ve had some Taco Bell or something for dinner before he stopped by the Wheeler’s Beverage Store in Southport, New York on Sunday night, but who’s to say, really. Witnesses, however, report that whatever Billy-boy ate left an impression on them (and possibly a stain on his pants). Unable to cope with the humiliation of everyone knowing that he farted, he went outside to his car and retrieved his semi-automatic rifle to eliminate all the witnesses. He’s in jail, but, when he gets out, Wonkette has some advice: if you squeeze your ass cheeks together really hard, you can truly stave off a fart. Also, um, calling Mike Mukasey? There’s at least one more dude to add to that list of crazy people who shouldn’t have guns. Thanks! [WETMTV.com]
December 9, 2013
Guns Don’t Kill People, But Farts Might
To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?
Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.
Previous post: Previous Post