Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Rep. Tom Tancredo’s headphones serve a dual purpose…President Bush keeps making fun of Cheney…Congress can pretty much honor as many post offices as it wants. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Brad Pitt’s D.C. role went to Russell Crowe. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: A whole bunch of mistakes…On the sea with Air America…John Edwards’ two Americas are also five bucks? [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Congress called to the White House for Congress Ball…Howard Dean yucks it up at the Gridiron dinner. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: To Catch a Senate Staffer. [WP]
* Page Six: Lynne Cheney’s a big flirt. [NYP]