At This Rate, We Are Never Leaving Iraq

So, ever wonder how things are going in Iraq? Like, are the Iraqis really ready to take over their own country and run it? Can we really just up and leave and not make things worse? Embedded Wonkette correspondents tell us: yeah, no, we’re screwed. But, hey, see for yourself in the video, as American soldiers attempt to train Iraqi recruits in the finer art of physical fitness! Then commence drinking.