Wonkette

Oprah will up the ante in her continuing quest to fuck Barack Obama, campaigning for him in a three-state (Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina) tour the weekend of Dec. 8 and 9. Hillary Clinton is even more screwed in Iowa now, where she and Barry are polling evenly among lady voters. All he needed was a vagina magnet, and now he’s got one. [CNN, Politico]