Wonkette

For years, we’ve been totally crushing on Suzanne Malveaux (left) — the name, those eyes, that face! She had us from the first minute we saw her. Sure, we’ve had feelings about Campbell Brown (right) — she’s the pretty, wholesome girl next door, except really really hot. And she’s named after a soup! Yum! So, imagine our conflicted feelings as we count down the minutes to tonight’s presidential debate which is hosted by both of them. Help us decide once and for all: Who is hotter?