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this is actually richard curtis on a friday nightThe Blowvember winds blow as briskly as ever, but their patterns are shifting towards the… vagina… direction. On Monday, a 79-year-old Catholic nun, Norma Giannini, plead no contest to accusation that she did little boys or something while teaching in Milwaukee in the ’60s. Things like this are why Wonkette approves of the culture wars.

Giannini faces up to 20 years in prison for two counts of sexual abuse, and will be sentenced Feb. 1. Not to take something like this too lightly, but hey, it sounds like it was a rollicking good time:

According to a criminal complaint filed by the Milwaukee County district attorney’s office, Sister Giannini repeatedly assaulted the two boys while they were in middle school at St. Patrick School. The complaint said the assaults included intercourse and occurred in numerous locations, including a convent and a classroom.

The judge will probably give Sister Giannini a lesser sentence, however, lest he be ruler-fucked by an angry Sister Giannini.

Nun Pleads No Contest in Sex Abuse [NYT]
Photo via WISN

  • libwakman

    “Timmy, just pretend your donating a banana to Jesus’s fruit bowl.”

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