Wonkette

The slippery slide towards terrorists winning just got a little slippier! Just kidding. But still, some dude in India did marry a female dog (”bitch”) Sunday to atone for stoning two other dogs to death. I don’t know what that dumb bitch was thinking, marrying this ‘bag.This also raises important questions for Mitt Romney, who recently opined that having dead straight parents was better for a child than having living gay ones. You see where I’m going: Is a living straight dog parent better than a living gay human parent? What about a living gay straight bear-fucking dog owner parent?

Man in India Marries Dog as Atonement [AP/AJC]