Federal Lawsuit Over Sharapova’s Assets

Excuse us while we get a little Deadspinny: As a general rule of thumb, we like to stay away from the court system. But suddenly those cold court rooms don’t seem so cold anymore. According to The Smoking Gun, a federal discrimination lawsuit over Maria Sharapova’s special area is heating up. It’s federal, so it’s sorta Wonky, right? No? Okay, honestly, we could give a shit about lawsuits. We just wanted an excuse to show Sharapova’s prime assets.

Exhibit B: Maria Sharapova’s Crotch [The Smoking Gun]