Wonkette

Doctors in New York examine pictures of Kerry posted on Drudge yesterday and determine “[n]ot only is it Botox, but it’s classic bad Botox.” Kerry’s exasperated aides finally relent: “Yes, it’s true, Kerry’s pictures have had Botox. If only we could convince the candidate.”Meanwhile, Lieberman’s collagen injections have finally been declared kosher by the Rabbinical College of America.

The political forehead front [NYDN]
Joe Lieberman tries to rally support [AP/Yahoo]