Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Going green inspires growing rage in House staffers…There are one too many Kings…Tom Coburn wants to inflate concession prices everywhere…Sen. Byron Dorgan doesn’t like copy cats. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Be on the look-out, ladies: French Ambassador Pierre Vimont is here, charming, and only sort of taken…DC’s Bettina Bell is still a contestant on The Bachelor, despite her dad’s discontent…Tilda Swinton is here, too! [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: State Department didn’t count on Internet people being mean…Win a double date with Dennis Kucinich!…No one wants to roast Bob Woodruff. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: A Ron Paul girl has popped up on the Internet…Diana Walker infiltrates the almost first wives club, says they are nice. [Politico]