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* Heard on the Hill: Arnold Schwarzenegger turns over a new leaf with the Marijuana Policy Project…Jaime Harrison is getting used to his pin-up status…Will Wisconsin and Colorado ever get along? [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Jenna Bush can push books. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Chris Van Hollen lost six pounds on the food stamp diet…Record times at Marine Corps Marathon…Halo creator Alex Seroplan wants you to hail to the thinly veiled metaphor…American Idol scandal maker Antonella Barba is back in town. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: NARAL and the ghost of bad fact-checking…Escorts testifying in Brent Wilkes‘ trial tell tales of their nights with Randy “Duke” CunninghamNancy Pelosi is a really fast talker…Cheney and Obama acknowledge that they’re related. [The Hill]
* The Sleuth: Karl Rove almost seems too happy. [WP]
* Page Six: Bill O’Reilly bullying Rosie O’Donnell. [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Barack Obama says no thanks to Brad Pitt. [NY Daily News]

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