Wonkette

A new irono-t-shirt, modeled by some “Christian” hottie here, bears the slogan “I Love Jesus (but I do drink a little).” Well Jesus doesn’t love you, Ms. Heathen Devil Drinking QUASI-HUMAN! If you really care for the famous wizard-carpenter, the shirt would read “I Love Jesus (but I do have secret gay affairs with minors while being Republican).”

I Love Jesus (but I do drink a little) [Storyville]