Remainders: Link Love and Blow Jobs

• Publishers are looking for the “next America (The Book)—or at least something like it.” Gawker points out this is great, because people aren’t so interested imitating America (the country). [Gawker]
• What this president gives in return for a blow job: “Carl, welcome to the beat. Is everybody thrilled Carl is here?” [WhiteHouse.gov]
• Related: Froomkin explains where “Jeff Gannon” gets his ideas. [WP, seventh item]
• The brighter side of punditry for hirer: “And while I’m sitting here, unmarried and alone…Gallagher and the mysterious Mr. Gallagher are probably romping on fluffy piles of foundation cash, giggling and moaning and screaming in ecstasy.” [Soundbitten]
• The man can’t bust my hardcore porn. [Fleshbot]