Wonkette

Friday
* True School House Party @ Liv, “Catering more to Carter administration kids than second term Reagan babies, Grammy-winning producer and former Little Brother member 9th Wonder will be deejaying some of the finest R&B and hip-hop from the 1980s through late 1990s. He might even drop a beat from his newest album. If that isn’t enough, Monie Love will serve as the night’s emcee. Oh yeah, Erykah Badu is hosting.” $25, 10 p.m. [DCist]Saturday
* Styleistics @ the Rock and Roll Hotel, “Wait. What? Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? You’re asking me if there is a cooler event in Washington DC on a Sat night than our 8 hour event that has free booze, free food, tons of great DJs, cool clothes, a beer bong contest, and DURKL? What is your problem? What more do you want? Jesus fuck.” 7 p.m. [Brightest Young Things]
* Rebirth @ Mirrors Restaurant and Lounge, one of many Howard Homecoming celebrations for all those “that enjoy underground house music and R&B dance classics!” $10, 9 p.m. [Rebirth DC]

Sunday
* Some free movies, for sobriety’s sake. [Brightest Young Things]