Take Our Survey, Win a Billion Dollars!

 

Think of all you could do with a billion dollars! You could buy a pretty decent house, have annoying family members assassinated and then pay powerful celebrity lawyers to get you out of it, maybe start raising alpacas — the possibilities are almost endless. And if you take the Wonkette Reader Survey, you could possibly be well on your way to that billion-dollar payoff, as we will award one lucky participant a $100 Amazon gift certificate.

If you want to enter the contest, just give us your e-mail at the bottom of the survey page. Entries due by Friday, October 19, 2007. Some foreigners may enter. Nobody is getting a billion dollars, ever. Must enter to win. Probably illegal in Saudi Arabia.

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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