ANNOUNCEMENTS  1:49 pm October 17, 2007

Take Our Survey, Win a Billion Dollars!

by Ken Layne

Think of all you could do with a billion dollars! You could buy a pretty decent house, have annoying family members assassinated and then pay powerful celebrity lawyers to get you out of it, maybe start raising alpacas — the possibilities are almost endless. And if you take the Wonkette Reader Survey, you could possibly be well on your way to that billion-dollar payoff, as we will award one lucky participant a $100 Amazon gift certificate.

If you want to enter the contest, just give us your e-mail at the bottom of the survey page. Entries due by Friday, October 19, 2007. Some foreigners may enter. Nobody is getting a billion dollars, ever. Must enter to win. Probably illegal in Saudi Arabia.

Wonkette Reader Survey

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