Wonkette

* A whole lot of scary motherfuckers with a whole lot of blood on their hands want John McCain to be the next president. One bat-shit war-crazed old man knows how to spot another. [Wizbang Politics]
* Code Pink gets militant on the military. [Michelle Malkin]
* Mitt is the only true Republican in this race who’s not a Republican, who’s not a Republican. [Election Central]
* Elizabeth Edwards says Kerry conceded the race too early, which is a real shame because that was, of course, his shining moment. [Political Wire]
* What happens to you after you drunkenly kill the vice president of Iraq’s bodyguard and get smuggled out of the country in secret? You go back to work, of course! [TPMmuckraker]
* Oh, come on. There have been much worse presidents! Rutherford B. Hayes for example. That guy fucking sucked. [Redstate]