Wonkette

Quarter 3 fundraising numbers are in and HILLARY CLINTON WON!!! She raised $27,000,000 and stupid lame Barack Obama only raised $22,000,000. Hooray democracy let’s just crown her now! And, like, only a couple of those dollars came from convicted felons!Hillary won in total fundraising, primary dollars, and number of new donors. But Barry, with $75 million, still has about $2 million more total to spend on the primaries. The estimated 2006 population of Iowa is 2,982,085. So while Hillary promises $5 grand for every baby, at $25/Iowan, Barry can actually deliver on his own “drinks are on me” proposal.

Hillary’s Good Quarter [Politico]